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• You are a fluke of the universe; you have no right to be here.
• Digiterata: BUT LET THIS NOT BLIND YOU TO WHAT VIRTUE THERE IS
  EVEN UNIX GURUS STRIVE FOR HIGH IDEALS; EVEN THOUGH THEIR QUEST IS FUTILE...
• The computer is absolutely right; therefore you must be wrong.
• You have reached 843-4734. Please hold while I process your call.
  (Pause.) Our extremely sophisticated computer system performed a trace on your number and was able to match it with our list of important callers....
• Have you reconsidered a computer career?
• Digiterata: AND WHETHER OR NOT IT'S CLEAR TO YOU
  AT&T AND IBM WILL BE OVERCOME AS THEY SHOULD....
• You are a fluke of the universe... You have no right to be here.
  Whether you can hear it or not, the universe is laughing behind your back....
• All right, all right...you win for now. But someday you'll _rust_!
  } -- Homer vs. the trampoline., "Bart's Inner Child...