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• Disk Drive - machine part designed to collect dust, cigarette ash, etc.
• D.O.S. - program designed to make an even flow of dust round the disk.
• The hills were worn down by eroticism.
• The Administration virus Fragments the hard disk into unattached clusters, each of which does practically nothing, but all of which claim to be the most important part of the machine.
  -- New viruses on the block....
• You put the disk in upside down.
• DK%WMM Disk Unit - Washing Machine Mode
• DHTPL Disk Head Three Point Landing
• walking drives: n. An occasional failure mode of magnetic-disk drives back in the days when they were huge, clunky {washing machine}s.
  Those old {dinosaur} parts carried terrific angular momentum...
• System going down at noon for disk crashing party.