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  Reverend, I gave Ned Flanders some bad advice. Now he could be in real trouble....
• You know you've been hacking too long when... ...your alarm clock goes off, and in your dream you try vainly to figure out what keyboard command to use to turn it off.
• We have fun--that's what I like about bowling. You can have fun even if you stink, unlike in, say, tennis.
  Every decade or so, I attempt to play tennis, and it always consists of thirty-seven seconds of actually hitting the ball and two hours of yelling, "Where did the ball go?...
• A bad sector disk error occurs only after you've done several hours of work without performing a backup.
  -- Dr. Caligari's Come-Back...
• Your back goes out more than you do
• WINDOWS: What you throw your computer out of.
• Homer: What kind of a sick country would kick someone with a giant boot?
  Conover: Mr. Simpson, shush! Disparaging the boot is a bootable offense....
• walking drives n. An occasional failure mode of magnetic-disk drives back in the days when they were huge, clunky washing machines.
  Those old dinosaur parts carried terrific angular momentum...
• walking drives: n. An occasional failure mode of magnetic-disk drives back in the days when they were huge, clunky {washing machine}s.
  Those old {dinosaur} parts carried terrific angular momentum...