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• Doc Hayward said you needed familiar stimulants, so we figured, what the hell, kazoos.
  -- Twin Peak...
• Truman: You saw a giant? Cooper: Yes. Albert: Any relation to the dwarf?
  -- Sheriff Truman, Agent Dale Cooper & Agent Albert Rosenfield, _Twin Peak...
• Truman: Jelly donuts? Cooper: Harry, that goes without saying.
  -- Sheriff Truman & Agent Dale Cooper, _Twin Peaks_...
• Judge Sternwood: So, Agent Cooper, how are you finding our little corner of the world?
  Cooper: It's heaven, sir. Judge S.: Well, this week heaven includes arson, multiple homicide, and an attempt on the life of a Federal agent....
• Albert: Coop, about the uniform. Cooper: Yes, Albert?
  Albert: Usually, replacing the quiet elegance of the dark suit and tie for the casual indifference of these muted earthtones is a form of fashion suicide....
• Albert's path is a strange and difficult one. -- Special Agent Dale Cooper, from Twin Peak
• Truman: Lucy, you better bring Agent Cooper up to date.
  Lucy: Leo Johnson was shot, Jacques Renault was strangled, the mill burned, Shelley and Pete got smoke inhalation, Catherine and Josie are missing, Nadine is in a coma from taking sleeping pills....
• Twenty-four hour room service must be one of the premiere achievements of modern civilization.
  -- Special Agent Dale Cooper, from Twin Peak...
• Tell this to me straight, Denis." "Denise" "Sorry.
  -- Twin Peaks (Agent Cooper talking to a transvestite)...