1. If you're running for a short queue, it suddenly becomes
a long queue.
2. When you're waiting in a long queue, the people behind
you are shunted to a new, short queue.
3. If you step out of a short queue for a second, it becomes
a long queue.
4. If you're in a short queue, the people in front let in
their friends and relatives and make it a long queue.
5. A short queue outside a building becomes a long queue
inside.
6. If you stand in one place long enough, you make a queue.
-- Vile's Laws of Advanced Queuemanship
