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• documentation n. The multiple kilograms of macerated, pounded, steamed, bleached, and pressed trees that accompany most modern software or hardware products (see also tree-killer).
  Hackers seldom read paper documentation and (too) often resist writing i...
• eeware: /tree'weir/ n. Printouts, books, and other information media made from pulped dead trees.
  Compare {tree-killer}, see {documentation}. -- The AI Hackers Dictionary...
• eeware /tree'weir/ n. Printouts, books, and other information media made from pulped dead trees.
  Compare tree-killer, see documentation....
• menuitis: /men`yoo-i:'tis/ n. Notional disease suffered by software with an obsessively simple-minded menu interface and no escape.
  Hackers find this intensely irritating and much prefer the flexibility of command-line or language-style interfaces, especially those customizable via macros or a special-purpose language in which one can encode useful hacks....
• drool-proof paper: n. Documentation that has been obsessively {dumbed down}
  o the point where only a {cretin} could bear to read it, is said to have succumbed to the `drool-proof paper syndrome' or to have been `written on drool-proof paper'....
• point-and-drool interface: n. Parody of the techspeak term `point-and-shoot interface', describing a windows, icons, and mouse-based interface such as is found on the Macintosh.
  The implication, of course, is that such an interface is only suitable for idiots....
• ee-killer: [Sun] n. 1. A printer. 2. A person who wastes paper.
  This epithet should be interpreted in a broad sense...
• pencil and paper: n. An archaic information storage and transmission device that works by depositing smears of graphite on bleached wood pulp.
  More recent developments in paper-based technology include improved `write-once' update devices which use tiny rolling heads similar to mouse balls to deposit colored pigment....
• verbiage: n. When the context involves a software or hardware system, this refers to {{documentation}}.
  This term borrows the connotations of mainstream `verbiage' to suggest that the documentation is of marginal utility and that the motives behind its production have little to do with the ostensible subject....