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• It'll all end in tears, I know it. -- The Hitch Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy
• We only ever had the one sun at home. I came from a planet called Earth you know.
  Arthur. -- The Hitch Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy...
• All planet leave is cancelled. I've just had an unhappy love affair, so I don't see why anyone else should have a good time.
  -- The Hitch Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy...
• consult guide about large plug The Guide checks through its Sub-Etha-Net database and eventually comes up with the following entry
  Part of a spare Improbability Drive. -- The Hitch Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy...
• Who was that?" "Who--the man with the five heads ant the elderberry bush full of kippers?
  "Yes." "I don't know. Just someone." "Ah....
• Why not go mad? -- The Hitch Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy
• Even if it DOES matter, does it matter that it matters?
  Zootlewurdle zootlewurdle zootlewurdle... -- The Hitch Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy...
• Is there any tea on this spaceship?" - Arthur. -- The Hitch Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy
• I found this. He says his name's Arthur, but I think he's harmless.
  -- The Hitch Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy...