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Dog: I Tell You What: I'm Gonna Smell Your Behind, Then You Can Smell Mine!
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Dog: I tell you what: I'm gonna smell your behind, then you can smell mine!
Now is that a deal?
Cat: You want to smell my WHAT?
-- Red Dwarf - 'Parallel Universe'
Related:
Homer: Well, crying isn't gonna bring him back, unless your tears smell like dog food.
So you can either sit there crying and eating can after can of dog food until your tears smell enough like dog food to make your dog come back -- or you can go out there and find your dog....
I smell a rat. Did you bake it or fry it?
Get in there, you big hairy oaf! ...I don't care what you smell, get in! -- Han Solo (Star Wars)
Mr. Johnson, you smell!" "No madam, you smell, I stink." -- Samuel Johnson (1709-1784)
I can smell my nose hairs.
Lister: Come on, what are you, a man or a munchkin?
Rimmer: I'm off to see the wizard, the wonderful wizard of Oz. -- Red Dwarf 'Parallel Universe'...
Oh my! What is that smell! [sees Homer] Oh, it's you. -- Pet shop owner, "Lisa's Pony
I smell a RANCID CORN DOG! -- Zippy the Pinhead
Listen! Do you smell something?