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  -- Pliny the Younger (61-105 AD) -- Letters, Book i, Letter v, 14...
• My two favorite letters in the word Bush are BS.
• In a consumer society there are inevitably two kinds of slave
  the prisoners of addiction and the prisoners of envy....
• Wedding, n: A ceremony at which two persons undertake to become one, one undertakes to become nothing and nothing undertakes to become supportable.
  -- Ambrose Bierce...
• No two persons ever read the same book. -- Edmund Wilso
• Interpreter, n.: One who enables two persons of different languages to understand each other by repeating to each what it would have been to the interpreter's advantage for the other to have said.
  -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary...
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