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Do Not Disturb. I Had A Hard Enough Time Getting Turbed In The First Place
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Do not disturb. I had a hard enough time getting turbed
in the first place
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Please do not disturb - I'm disturbed enough already.
If you listened hard enough the first time, you might have heard what I meant to say.
Do not disturb.
Do I dare disturb the universe? -- T. S. Elio
There is never enough time to do it right the first time, but there is always enough time to do it over.
I was asked if I would feed my neighbor's dog while they went on vacation.
Innocently enough I said I would do it. I had no idea that cats were so darned hard to catch....
I drink every known alcoholic drink and enjoy 'em all.
I learned early in life how to handle alcohol and never had any trouble with it....
Barney: Whoa! You mean, you were one of the original Little Rascals?
Moe: Yeah. Homer: Which one were you? The ugly one?...