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• Let your fingers do the talking.
• A woman is like your shadow; follow her, she flies; fly from her, she follows. -- Chamfo
• An eighty-year-old woman is rocking away the afternoon on her porch when she sees an old, tarnished lamp sitting near the steps.
  She picks it up, rubs it gently, and lo and behold a genie appears!...
• You may be redneck... if your mailbox is in the shape of any farm animal.
• I believe in tying the marriage knot, as long as it's around the woman's neck.
  Marriage is a two-way proposition, but never let the woman know she is one of the ways....
• A woman was married to a golfer. One day she asked, "If I were to die, would you remarry?
  After some thought, the man replied, "Yes, I've been very happy in this marriage and I would want to be this happy again....
• Did you hear about the beautiful woman with lustrous raven tresses who does 100 strokes a night as a beauty treatment.
  And after that, if she has any energy left, shhe brushes her hair....