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Don't Ask The Barber Whether You Need A Haircut. -- Daniel S.
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Don't ask the barber whether you need a haircut.
-- Daniel S. Greenberg
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Never ask the barber if you need a haircut.
Murray's Laws: 1. Never ask a barber if you need a haircut.
2. Never ask a salesman if his is a good price....
Usefulness is inversely proportional to reputation for being useful. -- Daniel S. Greenberg
Ask yourself whether you are happy, and you cease to be so -- J.S. Mill
If you need a wand of digging, kindly ask the minotaur.
When a man tells you that he got rich through hard work, ask him: 'Whose?' -- Don Marqui
Ask yourself whether you are happy and you cease to be so. -- John Stuart Mill
The spectacle of astrology in the White House -- the governing center of the world's greatest scientific and military power -- is so appalling that it defies understanding and provides grounds for great fright.
The easiest response is to laugh it off, and to indulge in wisecracks about Civil Service ratings for horoscope makers and palm readers and whether Reagan asked Mikhail Gorbachev for his sign....
All you need for happiness is a good gun, a good horse, and a good wife. -- Daniel Boone