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• Pardo's Postulates 1) Anything good is either illegal, immoral, or fattening.
  2) The three faithful things in life are money, a dog, and an old woman....
• Lisa: Listen, I can take care of everything. All you have to do is unshrink me.
  Frink: Unshrink you? Well, that would require some sort of a *re*-bigulator, which is a concept so ridiculous is makes me want to laugh out loud and chortle, and....
• May you want to as long as you live, and live as long as you want to -- Mike Quan esq.
• ... you can do anything you want, but not everything you want.
• Have a good time, make life cheerful and bright, dance if you want to, sing if you can, play as long as you live and leave the world with a smile.
  -- Lemuel K. Washbu...
• Do you think your father and I should have lived comfortably so long together if ever we had been married?
• Do you think your mother and I should have lived comfortably so long together if ever we had been married?
• Afterlyfe.sys not found! Do you want to re-incarnate?
• I want everything; do you have it??