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• Why the ticket? The sign says "Fine for Parking".
• On Vacation. Beat it." -- Sign outside brothel
• Skinner: And special awards go to the two students who obviously had no help from their pare
  Lisa Simpson and Ralph Wiggum. Ralph: I'm Idaho!...
• Sign here please:___________________________Thanks.
• Sign here without admitting guilt.
• Homer: Look at these bills: chains for elephant. Shots for elephant.
  -- "Oversized decorative poncho"?! Bart: Technically it's for a giraffe, but I think I can let it out a little....
• Buckle up, Ted, it's the Law." -- Seen on a sign in Florida, outside the priso
• Parking for ACME Sign Company Customers Only. Violators will be victims of violent terrorist actions at owner's expense.
• Remember: it's getting WARM outside up here! :-)