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• Golfing is the art of using a bowed club and a flawed swing
  a poor stance and tight shoes, a weak grip and a lose shank tape on the handle of the club, to hit a small ball badly toward the wrong hole, out of turn....
• Baseball is a simple game. You throw the ball, you hit the ball, you catch the ball.
  Sometimes you win, sometimes you lose, sometimes it rains. -- Nuke LaLouche...
• One of the advantages of bowling over golf is that you seldom lose a bowling ball. -- Don Carte
• This will be a memorable month -- no matter how hard you try to forget it.
• Hit the ball over the fence, and you can take your time going around the bases. -- John Rape