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• Don't knock President Fillmore. He kept us out of Vietnam.
• Vote for Nobody. Nobody kept us out of war.
• In filling out a job application, he put as his school, Vietnam, Clash of 1973.
• President John Quincy Adams owned a pet alligator which he kept in the East Room of the White House.
• If Ross Perot runs, that's good for us. If he doesn't run, it's good for us.
  [a reporter then asked him what he meant by that] That's for you to figure out....
• William C. Westmoreland, Comdr. U.S. forces, Vietnam, was an Eagle Scout.
• He is so unlucky that he runs into accidents which started out to happen to somebody else.
  -- Don Marqui...