Don't Knock The Weather; Nine-tenths Of The People Couldn't Start A Conversation If It Didn't Change Once In A While.

Don't Knock The Weather; Nine-tenths Of The People Couldn't Start A Conversation If It Didn't Change Once In A While.

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Don't knock the weather; nine-tenths of the people couldn't start a
conversation if it didn't change once in a while.
-- Kin Hubbard

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