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• Virginity has it's own rewards - loneliness.
• How many feminists -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  If a feminist does screw in a light bulb, it will be up to the government or the father to support any children resulting from such a sexual act....
• Rewards and punishments are the lowest form of education. -- Chuang-tzu
• Rewards are usually anti-climatic- the fun is in the doing.
• Before giving a blood transfusion, find out if the blood is affirmative or negative.
• defun NF (a c) (cond ((null c) () ) ((atom (car c)) (append (list (eval (list 'getchar (list (car c) 'a) (cadr c)))) (nf a (cddr c)))) (t (append (list (implode (nf a (car c)))) (nf a (cdr c)))))) (defun AD (want-job challenging boston-area) (cond ((or (not (equal want-job 'yes)) (not (equal boston-area 'yes)) (lessp challenging 7)) () ) (t (append (nf (get 'ad 'expr) '((caaddr 1 caadr 2 car 1 car 1) (car 5 cadadr 9 cadadr 8 cadadr 9 caadr 4 car 2 car 1) (car 2 caadr 4))) (list '851-5071x2661)))))
  We are an affirmative action employer....
• See how the world rewards its votaries. -- Gesta Romanorum -- Tale xxxvi
• In Nature there are neither rewards nor punishments, there are consequences. -- R.G. Ingersoll
• Action is eloquence. -- William Shakespeare