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Don't Start Comparing Yourself To Me. It'll Just Make You Crazy.
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Don't start comparing yourself to me. It'll just make you crazy.
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Give me but that, and let the world rub; there I 'll stick.
-- Miguel de Cervantes (1547-1616) -- Don Quixote, Part i, Book iii, Chap. vii...
I'll come and make love to you at five o'clock. If I'm late, start without me.
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Unhand me, gentlemen. By heaven, I 'll make a ghost of him that lets me!
-- William Shakespeare (1564-1616), Hamlet -- Act i, Sc. 4...
The computer is happy. The computer is crazy. The computer will try to make you happy.
This will drive you crazy....
You may be right. You may be crazy. Me, three.
You sometimes drive me crazy, but I worry about you.