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• You will become obsessively self-conscious about those knobby knees.
• You must do the things you think you cannot do.
• You know you've been hacking too long when... ...you're awakened by your SO and all you can think of
  in that muddied half- conscious state before becoming fully awake, is something having to do with male and female serial connectors and how the baud rates have to be synchronized....
• For some people, being self-conscious is as awake as they ever get.
• Homer: I'd give anything to get into the Stonecutters.
  Lisa: What do they do there, Dad? Abe: I'm a member -- Home...
• Yes, but which self do you want to be?