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• Don't try to have the last word -- you might get it. -- Lazarus Long
• You can have peace. Or you can have freedom. -- Lazarus Long
• Never try to outstubborn a cat. -- Lazarus Long
• Paranoids are people, too; they have their own problems.
  It's easy to criticize, but if everybody hated you, you'd be paranoid too....
• Long's Notes 1) Always store beer in a dark place.
  2) Any priest or shaman must be presumed guilty until proved innocent....
• The correct way to punctuate a sentence that sta
  Of course it is none of my business, but --" is to place a period after the word "but....
• The correct way to punctuate a sentence that sta
  Of course it is none of my business, but --" is to place a period after the word "but....
• The correct way to punctuate a sentence that sta
  Of course it is none of my business, but --" is to place a period after the word "but....