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Do You Know The Meaning Of Rigor Mortis? Well, You Will In A Minute. -- W.
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Do you know the meaning of rigor mortis? Well, you will in a minute.
-- W. C. Fields
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Don: I didn't know you had a cousin Penelope, Bill!
Was she pretty? W. C.: Well, her face was so wrinkled it looked like seven miles of bad road....
Don: I didn't know you had a cousin Penelope, Bill!
Was she pretty? W. C.: Well, her face was so wrinkled it looked like seven miles of bad road....
Don't worry about your heart. It will last you as long as you live. -- W. C. Field
If you're a real good kid, I'll give you a piggy-back ride on a buzz-saw." -- W. C. Field
If you're a real good kid, I'll give you a piggy-back ride on a buzz-saw. -- W. C. Field
You can't cheat an honest man, never give a sucker an even break or smarten up a chump.
-- W. C. Field...
Madam, there's no such thing as a tough child -- if you parboil them first for seven hours, they always come out tender.
-- W. C. Field...