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• When you have intercourse with another student in the class, you not only distract them, you distract me.
  -- John Dann, Systems Software lecture...
• What do you want? Good Graphics or Good Taste.
• One of the greatest pieces of economic wisdom is to know what you do not know.
  -- John Kenneth Galbraith, in "Time", 1961...
• What do you MEAN it's not in the computer?!? -- Madonna
• What do you mean, 'the computer LIKES CHEESE?!
• This isn't true in practice -- what we've missed out is Stradivarius's constant.
  And then the aside: "For those of you who don't know, that's been called by others the fiddle factor....
• Wisdom is knowing what to do with what you know.
• If you don't know how to do something, you don't know how to do it with a computer. -- Anon.
• If you don't know how to do something, you don't know how to do it with a computer. -- Anonymou