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• What is a war criminal? Was not war itself a crime against God and humanity, and, therefore, were not all those who sanctioned, engineered, and conducted wars, war criminals?
  War criminals are not confined to the Axis Powers alone....
• A lot of my countrymen say rude things about England because it has the lowest standard of living in the world, and I don't think that's fair.
  I think that's mean and horrid. Because I know England will rise again....
• Do you want to know what's wrong with you?
• Hank: By the way, Homer, what's your least favorite country
  Italy or France? Homer: France. Hank: [chuckles] Nobody ever says Italy....
• What did you do in Russia before you were shot? -- Groucho Marx (1890-1977)
• Did you you know that Saturday Night Live's 'Waynes World' skit is the one number one most watched TV comedy in Russia ?
  NYET!...
• Colonel North, do you understand what we mean by the U.
  S.S.R.? Yes sir, it is a code name for Russia....
• If there is any way to do it wrong, he will. -- Ed Murphy
• Now, we know what Clinton did in Russia - He studied economics!!!