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• Baa, baa, black sheep, have you any wool?... -- Nursery rhyme
• Wait a minute, Skinner. How do we know some principal over in France isn't pulling the same scam you are!
  -- Homer learns that Bart has been selected for an exchange program, "The Crepes of Wrath...
• The sheep died in the wool.
• Clinton: Well, how're we gonna pull the wool over their eyes today?
• Pull the wool over your own eyes! -- J.R. Bob Dobb
• You know you've been hacking too long when... ...you count sheep in hex.
• Q: What do you call the scratches that you get when a female sheep bites you? A: Ewe nicks.
• It is very difficult to look at the possibility of lesbian sheep because if you are a female sheep, what you do to solicit sex is to stand still.
  Maybe there is a female sheep out there really wanting another female, but there's just no way for us to know it....
• What do you get when you cross an octopus with a sheep? A sweater with eight sleeves.