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• Women drove me to drink, for which I'm eternally grateful!
• Not to be taken eternally.
• This button goes to the next person who buys me a drink.
• Life as a student of Pascal is eternally blissful.
• The questions remain the same. The answers are eternally variable.
• If you see in your wine the reflection of a person not in your range of vision, don't drink it.
  Chinese Proverb...
• Temperate temperance is best; intemperate temperance injures the cause of temperance.
  -- Mark Twain (Samuel Clemens) (1835-1910)...
• Whenever A annoys or injures B on the pretense of saving or improving X, A is a scoundrel.
  -- H. L. Mencken (1880-1956)...