Drunkenness Is The Vice Of A Good Constitution, Or Of A Bad Memory!

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Drunkenness is the vice of a good constitution, or of a bad memory!
of a constitution so treacherously good, that it never bends till
it breaks; or of a memory that recollects the pleasures of getting
drunk, but forgets the pains of getting sober.
-- Colton

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