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DUCK-BILL, N. Your Account At Your Restaurant During The Canvas-back Season.
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DUCK-BILL, n. Your account at your restaurant during the canvas-back
season.
-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary"
Related:
BACK, n. That part of your friend which it is your privilege to contemplate in your adversity.
-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary...
ARCHITECT, n. One who drafts a plan of your house, and plans a draft of your money.
-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary...
RESPECTABILITY, n. The offspring of a _liaison_ between a bald head and a bank account.
-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary...
IMPIETY, n. Your irreverence toward my deity. -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary
NEPOTISM, n. Appointing your grandmother to office for the good of the party.
-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary...
LECTURER, n. One with his hand in your pocket, his tongue in your ear and his faith in your patience.
-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary...
ENVELOPE, n. The coffin of a document; the scabbard of a bill
he husk of a remittance; the bed-gown of a love-letter....
DENTIST, n. A prestidigitator who, putting metal into your mouth, pulls coins out of your pocket.
-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary...
ACCORD, n. Harmony. -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary