During This Past Christmas While I Was On A Shopping Spree In A Department
Store I Heard A Little Five-year-old Talking To His Mother On The Down
Escalator.
During this past Christmas while I was on a shopping spree in a department
store I heard a little five-year-old talking to his mother on the down
escalator. He said, "Mommy, what do they do when the basement gets full of
steps?"
-- Hal Linden