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Eager To Know The Result Of A Physics Exam He Had Taken, My Brother Asked His Teacher, "How Far Am I From Making An 'A' In This Course?
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Eager to know the result of a physics exam he had taken, my brother
asked his teacher, "How far am I from making an 'A' in this course?"
Replied the instructor, "Do you want that in light years?"
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