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• How I love C! The only language where main(){ puts("hello, world!
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• Don't reinvent the wheel, just realign it. -- Anthony J. D'Angelo, The College Blue Book
• Just because something is tradition doesn't make it right.
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• Promise yourself to live your life as a revolution and not just a process of evolution.
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• When solving problems, dig at the roots instead of just hacking at the leaves.
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• After all, what is your hosts' purpose in having a party?
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