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Easter Is Cancelled. They've Found The Body. Christmas Too. They've Got The Father.
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Easter is cancelled. They've found the body.
Christmas too. They've got the father.
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I(ve) B(een) M(islead)
Now is come the time on Shprockets ven ve dance.
Guru Saj: You must be Ross. Ross: Hi. Guru Saj: I am Guru Saj.
(takes the drawer back and replaces) Ross: Listen, I got to tell you I_ve-I_ve never been to a guru before, so....
With a little luck, there's no reason why you can't live to be one hundred.
Once you 've done that, you've got it made, because very few people die over one hundred....
All dis talk ! Vy can't ve chust climb !" -- John Salathe
Being disintegrated makes me ve-ry an-gry! <huff, huff>
Being disintegrated makes me ve-ry an-gry!" <huff, huff>