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• Bowlers do it in the alley.
• I want Kirstie Alley for Christmas.
• Yes, this is an age of moral crisis. Yes, you are bearing punishment for your evil.
  But it is not man who is now on trial and it is not human nature that will take the blame....
• a laser hits Jasper in the eyes] Jasper: Oh!...my cataracts are gone.
  I can see again! All the beauty of na -- [Another laser hits him in the eyes] I'm blind....
• I NEED Kristie Alley's home phone number.
• I want Kirstie Alley for my Birthday!
• Suicide Alley is the better of the roads. -- MA Driving #6
• Happy he With such a mother! faith in womankind Beats with his blood, and trust in all things high Comes easy to him
  and tho' he trip and fall, He shall not blind his soul with clay....
• It ain't easy being easy.