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• Running a project in this office is like mating elepha
  (a) it takes a great deal of time and effort to get on top of things, (b) The whole affair is always accompanied by a great deal of noise and confusion, the culmination of which is heralded by loud trumpeting, (c) After which, nothing comes of the effort for two years....
• The effort required to correct course increases geometrically with time.
  -- Golub's Fourth Law of Computerdom...
• NBAcious: last ditch effort of a player as the buzzer goes off.
• O'Riordan's Theorem: Brains x Beauty = Constant. Purmal's Corollary
  As the limit of (Brains x Beauty) goes to infinity, availability goes to zero....
• Brains x Beauty = Constant. -- O'Riordan's Theorem As the limit of (Brains x Beauty) goes to infinity, availability goes to zero.
  -- Purmal's Corollary...
• Societies should try to save every plant and animal species, regardless of the expense to humans in effort, time, and financial well-being.
• Wolf's Law (An Optimistic View of a Pessimistic World) It isn't that things will necessarily go wrong (Murphy's Law)
  but rather that they will take so much more time and effort than you think if they are not to go wrong....
• If your time ain't come, not even a doctor can kill you.
  This is not to say that the doctor will not apply effort, and in the end, you may die beyond your means....