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• In the game of life it's a good idea to have a few early losses, which relieves you of the pressure of trying to maintain an undefeated season.
  -- Bill Vaugha...
• We prefer the old-fashioned alarm clock to the kind that awakens you with soft music or a gentle whisper.
  If there's one thing we can't stand early in the morning, it's hypocrisy. -- Bill Vaugha...
• There are only two things to worry about. Either you are well or you are sick.
  If you are well, then there is nothing to worry about....
• So... so you think you can tell... heaven from hell...
• You can't think rationally on an empty stomach, and a whole lot of people can't do it on a full one either.
• Have you heard the one about the rabbi, the goat and Bill Gates?
• You know this year is off to a bad start when your Mother invites your wife to lunch and tells her about the continuous bed wetting that went on through your college years.
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• I don't like to commit myself about heaven and hell - you see, I have friends in both places.
  -- Mark Twai...
• Some people have told me they don't think a fat penguin really embodies the grace of Linux, which just tells me they have never seen a angry penguin charging at them in excess of 100mph.
  They'd be a lot more careful about what they say if they had. -- Linus Torvald...