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• Either I'm dead or my watch has stopped. -- Groucho Marx' last words (1890-1977)
• How do you feel about women's rights? I like either side of them. -- Groucho Marx, 1890-1977
• I asked my doctor if I should have a vasectomy. He said leave a sleeping dog lie.
  The last time I had sex my self-winding watch stopped. -- Lenny Rush...
• I don't have a photograph, but you can have my footprints.
  They're upstairs in my socks. -- Groucho Marx...
• Coconuts This morning I shot an elephnt in my pajamas.
  How he got in my oajamas I'll neverknow. --Groucho Marx...
• I wish to be cremated. One tenth of my ashes shall be given to my agent, as written in our contract.
  Groucho Marx...
• I think it's dead. -- Famous Last Word
• G M: So, Mrs. Smith, do you have any children? S
  Yes, thirteen. G M: Thirteen! Good lord, isn't that a burden?...
• Hello, I must be going. -- Groucho Marx (1890-1977)