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A Friend Asks Only For Your Time, Not Your Money.
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A friend asks only for your time, not your money.
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The bear is confused; he only wants to be your friend.
The music is your only friend until the end. -- Morriso
It is a sorry time in life when nobody asks you to "act your age," any longer, for fear you will!
Babysitter: A person who gets paid for emptying your fridge, deep freeze, kitchen cabinets, and who asks you for money to reimburse the Pizza delivery person.
You are wasting your youth, your time, and your money because you won't acknowledge your shortcomings.
BASIC is your friend.
Chaos is your friend.
Cheese can be your friend!
A cop asks for your identification, and you hand him your belt-buckle.