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Elvis Is Dead And I Don't Feel So Good Myself.
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Elvis is dead and I don't feel so good myself.
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A newspaper story reports the following graffiti on a wall in Budape
"Marx is dead. Lenin is dead. And I don't feel so good either....
I feel so good I could do a week's work this afternoon.
Just because you look good don't mean you feel good.
Fools always look good in their coffins. -- Elvi...
One night my mother sent me to fetch the doctor. "What's the matter with me?
I'm sick from top to bottom. My head pounds, my eyes flicker, my heart jumps, my stomach gurgles, my knees crack, my ankles swell, my feet burn, and I myself don't feel so good....
GET REAL! Elvis is DEAD! Accept it!
Its 1993 and Elvis is still dead.
What's wrong with Elvis? He's DEAD!
So I said to myself, "Self," I said...
Middle age is the time when a man is always thinking that in a week or two he will feel as good as ever.
-- Don Marqui...