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Emo Phillips Was Pulled Over In Massachusetts For Reckless Driving.
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Emo Phillips was pulled over in Massachusetts for reckless driving. When
brought before the judge, Emo was asked if he knew what the punishment for
drunk driving in that state was. His reply: "I don't know, reelection to the
Senate?"
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You know what I hate? Indian givers...no, I take that back. -- Emo Phillip
I'm from Downers Grove, Illinois. We had a blackout there the other day, but fortunately the police made him get back into his car before he got too far.
-- Emo Phillip...
A friend of mine gave me a Philip Glass record. I listened to it for five hours before I realized it had a scratch on it.
-- Emo Phillip...
When it comes to my health, I think of my body as a temple.
.. or at least a moderately well-managed Presbyterian youth center. -- Emo Phillip...
I'm a great lover, I'll bet. -- Emo Phillip
You know, a lot of girls go out with me just to further their careers.
..damn anthropologists. -- Emo Phillip...
The other day a woman came up to me and said, "Didn't I see you on television?
I said, "I don't know. You can't see out the other way." -- Emo Phillip...
The toughest time...in anyone's life...is when you have to kill a loved one just because they're the devil.
-- Emo Phillip...
I went into Gus's artificial organ and taco stand. I said "Give me a bladder por favor.
The guy said "Is that to go?" I said, "Well what else would I want it for?" -- Emo Phillip...