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• Friend: Don't you think you deserve to earn just as much as a man who does the same job?
  Marge: Well, not if I have to do heavy lifting or math. -- "The Way We Wa...
• When you lend something to a friend, you do not necessarily do that friend a favor for the friend has a damaged memormy and experiences some difficulty remembering the terms of the contract.
  Ultimately, you have harmed the memory of the friend....
• Beer doesn't care how much you earn.
• Be a friend to the earth and it will be a friend to you.
• If you want a friend, then be a friend.
• May you take up a career in bomb disposal and earn the nickname 'Clumsy'.
• When a friend is in trouble, don't annoy him by asking if there is anything you can do.
  Think up something appropriate and do it. -- E.W. Howe...
• A trusted friend will outlive you.
• Congress: You earn it. We overspend it. You owe us more. Any questions?