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• You always find things in the first place you look, but not the first time you look there.
• What were you this time, Odo? The modem? The computer? The TAGLINE!
• Now, I want you to look very carefully at what we have just proved.
  What we have just proved is false." [slight pause while what he has just said sinks in] "Oh dear, that's going to go onto the computer, isn't it....
• Look for a long time at what pleases you, and for a longer time at what pains you. Colette
• At the source of every error which is blamed on the computer you will find at least two human errors, including the error of blaming it on the computer.