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  The (top-down, of course) solutions always work because they have never been programmed....
• Now you have to pound the table, and jump up and down.
• WordPerfect isn't, Pagemaker doesn't, etc., etc., etc....
• Homer: I'm telling you Marge, this will work. They'll think I'm Krusty and give us free stuff.
  I've been getting free stuff all day! Look at this swell bucket of house paint....
• Ned: Well, all right, I'd like to call this meeting of the PTA to or-diddely-order.
  Let's see if we can't put an end to this strike fuss, huh?...
• Did you hear She's fine, upstanding, and wonderful laying down too.
• Abe: Grampa's the name. Did you know this tree dates back to frontier times?
  Kids: Wow! Frontier times. etc. Abe: Shut up!...
• iger team n. [U.S. military jargon] 1. Originally, a team (of sneakers) whose purpose is to penetrate security, and thus test security measures.
  These people are paid professionals who do hacker-type tricks, e....
• iger team: [U.S. military jargon] n. 1. Originally, a team whose purpose is to penetrate security, and thus test security measures.
  These people are paid professionals who do hacker-type tricks, e....