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  I will be finished tomorrow," the programmer promptly replied....
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  Here is a classic example of the saga form, as told by Guy L....
• casual drug users should be executed for "aiding the enemy in time of war.
  -- LAPD Chief Darryl Gate...
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  I said, "Yeah, I know, but I wasn't going to be out that long." -- Steven Wrigh...
• Long's Notes 1) Always store beer in a dark place.
  2) Any priest or shaman must be presumed guilty until proved innocent....
• A police state is great, so long as you're the police.
• My life is like one long obstacle course with me being the chief obstacle. -- Jack Paa
• In the long run the pessimist may be right, but the optimist has a better time on the trip.
  -- Daniel L. Reardo...
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  We saw the fact that they switched the help systems of the upcoming Windows 98, as well as Microsoft Visual C++ 5....