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Even Water Tastes Bad When Taken On Doctor's Orders. -- MURPHY'S FLU PHILOSOPHY
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Even water tastes bad when taken on doctor's orders.
-- MURPHY'S FLU PHILOSOPHY
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If you seem to be getting better, it's your doctor getting worse. -- MURPHY'S FLU LAW
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Drinking and driving do not mix. Besides, even when you are just sitting in the car, the gasoline tastes terrible.
Blood's thicker than water; and it tastes better too!
Rain was bad enough when it still consisted of water only.
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The need lessens considerably if everyone else in the doctor's office has already had their flu shot.
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