Ever Since Eve Started It All By Offering Adam The Apple, Woman's Punishment Has Been To Have To Supply A Man With Food And Then Suffer The Consequences When It Disagrees With Him.

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Ever since Eve started it all by offering Adam the apple, woman's
punishment has been to have to supply a man with food and then suffer the
consequences when it disagrees with him.
-- Helen Rowland

When a man makes a woman his wife, it's the highest compliment he can pay her, and it's usually the last.
-- Helen Rowland...
Don't bother to brag about your ancestors, since the records fail to show that Adam and Eve were ever married!
Wedding: The point at which a man stops toasting a woman and begins roasting her.
-- Helen Rowland...
A husband is what is left of the lover after the nerve has been extracted.
-- Helen Rowland (1876-1950)...
A husband is what is left of the lover after the nerve has been extracted. -- Helen Rowland
There were computers in Biblical times. Adam had a Wang. Eve had an Apple.
Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
Conversation between Adam and Eve must have been difficult at times because they had nobody to talk about.
-- Agnes Repplie...
One man's folly is another man's wife. -- Helen Rowland (1876-1950)

Ever Since Eve Started It All By Offering Adam The Apple, Woman's Punishment Has Been To Have To Supply A Man With Food And Then Suffer The Consequences When It Disagrees With Him.

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