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• Ryan: If I had one wish, it would be to build a time machine, go back to when I was 7, when Jimmy Hauser had the chicken pox.
  I would grab that kid and rub him all over my face....
• Rachel: Ross, you had sex with another woman! [Cut to Monica's bedroom, both Monica and Phoebe gasp.
  ] Monica: Oh my God. Phoebe: Oh, I knew something had to be wrong, because my fingernails did not grow at all yesterday....
• When I was a little kid we had a sand box. It was a quicksand box.
  I was an only child...eventually. -- Steven Wrigh...
• When I was a kid, we had a quick-sand box in the backyard.
  I was an only child... eventually. -- Steven Wrigh...
• Homer: You're home safe. Done my duty. See you the next time we need your signature.
  Abe: Aw, you never want to spend any time with me....
• Tony: Sorry we're late. Could we have the money now?
  Marge: The answer -- is no. Tony: I'm afraid I must insist....
• Ross: All we're saying is don't rush into anything.
  Joey: Yeah, come on, think about it. You're 18, okay?...
• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• Burns: The one who shot me was...[camera pans to Smithers] Aah!
  Aah! Waylon Smithers! Smithers: [pained] Noo! Wait a minute...