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• Every day people are straying away from the church and going back to God. -- Lenny Bruce
• Take away the right to say 'fuck' and you take away the right to say 'fuck the government.
  ' -- Lenny Bruce...
• My mother-in-law broke up my marriage. One day my wife came home early from work and found us in bed together.
  -- Lenny Bruce...
• Comedy = Tragedy + Distance -- Lenny Bruce
• We're all the same people... and it discourages me that we try so desperately to be unique.
  -- Lenny Bruce...
• The liberals can understand everything but people who don't understand them. -- Lenny Bruce
• Homer: "Explosion imminent?" [scrolls back through text, sees gas wasn't vented] Oh my God!
  The plant's going to explode! [shot of Lenny and Carl walking past the rumbling tank] Carl...
• Moe: Gee, business stinks tonight. Where's Barney, Lenny, and Carl?
  Homer: Aw, they never come around any more now that they've got their _mistresses_....
• Guys are like dogs. They keep comin' back. Ladies are like cats.
  Yell at a cat one time, they're gone. -- Lenny Bruce...