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• Every man's work is a portrait of himself.
• An honest executive is one who shares the credit with the person who did all the work.
• An employer was asked to write a recommendation for a worker who was leaving and was not known for putting out a great deal of effort while on the job.
  Since the employer did not want to lie and make this person better than he was, he thought a while before writing anything....
• A younger person will soon take your job.
• I'd like to autograph your bed pan.
• An artist who is self-taught is taught by a very ignorant person indeed: (Constable)
• No self-made man ever did such a good job that some woman didn't want to make some alterations.
  -- Kim Hubbard...
• BEATNIK -- a person who dropped the job but kept the coffee break.