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• A farmer decides that his three sows should be bred, and contacts a buddy down the road, who owns several boars.
  They agree on a stud fee, and the farmer puts the sows in his pickup and takes them down the road to the boars....
• Poor man, he just stands and stares at a yellow flower for minutes at a time.
  He would be far better off with something to do. -- Charles Darwin's gardene...
• Every animal leaves traces of what it was; man alone leaves traces of what he created.
  -- Jacob Bronowski...
• Lenny: Man, that tramp's got the energy of a hobo. Carl
  Yeah, he never stops punching -- except to check out his bindle....
• Each man reaps on his own farm. -- Plautus (254-184 BC) -- Mostellaria, Act iii, Sc.
  2, 112, (799.)...
• He who sows peas on the highway does not get all the pods into his barn. Danish Proverb
• Nothing befalls a man except what is in his nature to endure. -- Marcus Aureliu
• The power of man has grown in every sphere, except over himself. -- Sir Winston Churchill
• Every man is the architect of his own life. He builds it just the way he wants it.
  However, after he has built what he wants, he sometimes decides that he doesn't like what he has built and looks for someone or something to blame instead of changing himself....