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Everyone Wants A Bus Service To Their Door, But No One Wants A Bus Service In Their Street.
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Everyone wants a bus service to their door,
but no one wants a bus service in their street.
Related:
Any bus that can be the wrong bus will be the wrong bus.
All others are out of service or full. -- John Corcora...
Law of Human Quirks: Everyone wants to be noticed but no one wants to be stared at.
Everyone wants to be noticed, but no one wants to be stared at. -- Law of Human Quirk
Bus error -- please leave by the rear door.
No one wants war.
The following report appeared in a memo from the vice president of the Southside Transportation Authority.
"We should abandon our current five-year plan to purchase additional buses to serve the campus of Southside University, because students there are unlikely to use them....
Opinions are like assholes -- everyone's got one, but nobody wants to look at the other guy's.
-- Hal Hickma...
No one has ever loved anyone the way everyone wants to be loved. -- Mignon McLaughli